Trader Joe's Discontinues Kosher Chocolate Chip Cookies and I'm pissed.

  Have you ever had something in your life that was so beautiful.. no, brilliant.. no, no! No words can describe this feeling so I shall make one up now scrumtrilescent. So I ask again, have you ever had something in your life that was so scrumtrilescent that when you bit into it the whole world stopped? I did and they were Kosher Chocolate Chip Cookies from Trader Joe's. Ever since I was a little Jew boy I indulged in these scrumtrilescent treats day after day, building my chocolate addiction. Now I assume most of you have something like this in your life or like me, had. Tragic does not even begin to describe what is happening right now. The worst part is, I can't grab the last of them off the shelves like my contemporaries who are fortunate enough to shop regularly at Trader Joe's. I am left to wallow in my own grief and to survive only off the fond memories I have of the most scrumtrilescent cookies God has ever made. In conclusion, it is safe to say that a beaming light of deliciousness has left this world. A beaming light that makes the Pillsbury Dough Boy look like a child pornographer.

 








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